welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
you don’t need drugs to have a good time
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her