Call me cute names

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

dutchster:

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

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madeagoestohell:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

twerking4sugardaddy:

you don’t need drugs to have a good time

twerking4sugardaddy:

you don’t need drugs to have a good time

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again