Call me cute names Please

unsociety:

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

This actually helped me??

theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

thepreakness:

we kept trying to say “I’m a meme loving fuck” into Siri wtf

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me