Call me cute names

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

foxnewsofficial:

what if boys ejaculated different things depending on how good the sex was like after a romantic climax maybe chocolate milk to share but after a rubbish blowjob you’d be attacked by a swarm of wasps

thats-so-meme:

burlyburr:

Um…UM…

actual preview of the upcoming pokemon movie featuring Xerneas

thats-so-meme:

burlyburr:

Um…UM…

actual preview of the upcoming pokemon movie featuring Xerneas

wibbly-wobbly-blogging:

kurwah:

FMA AU in which every time Ed or Al say “brother” it’s replaced with “bruh”

image

"BRUH"

blackberryshawty:

crime_mob-ill_beat_yo_azz.mp3

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole